Stuff that Cameron doesn’t want for Christmas

• to design another Christmas website
• to code HTML emails
• bugs
• to do any shopping
• facebook apps
• crappy Kris Kringle presents
• IE6
• an iPod Touch
• to get up early
• wedding invites
• Lisa to have vertigo
• pepino
• Austral-Canadian racial tension
• fucking Cliff Richard
• an.tisanta downtime
• to have lived without seeing Daft Punk
• an iPhone
• Jagermeister and Coke supplies to run out